Hey all, welcome to Destron airspace. This is XO Gaihawk of the Brestforce, and this is indeed where I chill when Im not out saving the universe or giving Hellbat fifty beats. This place is wrapped up tighter than Elitas Hang on is it before nine? Okay, never mind that then. Now security here is high at all times so if youve got any weapons youd better leave them at the door or else the Security teams will be called in, and hell man, ya really dont wanna upset our Destron Security teams! They are one mean buncha dudes, and of course, ahem, dudesses. Now lets get this one straight once and for all shall we? I am NOT a wash over! No Sir! So I got a polite, well mannered exterior an I dont brawl, it gets my paint dirty ysee. But under this all, I can be a tight ba-erm ... Destron just like Hell an the rest of em. Its just Leozack an I were brought up proper, you know? We dont pick senseless battles, we fight honourable duels at the right times. But you take one look into that smelting pit and at the Cybertrons death lists and the causes of death, an youll soon see that when I AM crossed, I can get very mad. What with my ninja skills, ice shard attacks and so on, plus the fact I aint a coward. I dont retreat, an I dont surrender, see. Ahh gee, its been a long day. Here, get Raptor or someone to look after ya, human ... I need a nice hot oil bath methinks. Ohh yes. That was onea my better ideas. Gotta make a quick radio call outta the city a second, go on shoo. Get on with ya, Im gonna be BUSY for some time. GET!
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Gaihawk pushes you towards a Destron tele-shifter and strides off, greasing his beak